what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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