So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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