butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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