I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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