did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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