would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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