What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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