they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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