doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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