Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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