Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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