the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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