Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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