dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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