sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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