Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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