what if I'm pregnant?
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You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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