...so i touched it.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
high people should be assigned attendants
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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