ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
false alarm, still single
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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