Nicole vs. Life
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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