I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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