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someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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