So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
