I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
