'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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