chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is my gift to your gina
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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