you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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