Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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