I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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