Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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