he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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