at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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