i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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