hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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