Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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