Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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