just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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