East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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