big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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