You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Did I show you my penis last night?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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