I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I smell like Dick and happiness
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
im on a boat
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