Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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