that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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