I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He better not be in your backpack
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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