were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
