Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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