This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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