new low.... made out with someone while peeing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The adults are the big ones right?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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