no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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