No more Irish car bombs ever.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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