note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she peed on how many people?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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