lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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