WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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