i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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