i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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