Im at strip club and am horny
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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