SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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